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#include <iostream>
#include <StringTools.h>
#include <CharTools.h>
#include <string>
#include <sstream>
#include <functional>
#include <random>
#include "Util.h"
//! Will make a boring string look sooper dooper kawaii and cute :3
std::string MakeUwu(std::string boringString) {
// Easy ones first
// none, lol
// Slightly more complex... Multichar replacements, but we have to keep capitalization...
boringString = Util::ConditionalReplaceButKeepSigns(boringString, "th", "tw");
boringString = Util::ConditionalReplaceButKeepSigns(boringString, "ove", "uv");
boringString = Util::ConditionalReplaceButKeepSigns(boringString, "have", "haf");
boringString = Util::ConditionalReplaceButKeepSigns(boringString, "tr", "tw");
boringString = Util::ConditionalReplaceButKeepSigns(boringString, "up", "uwp");
// Let's do some language adjustments
boringString = Util::ConditionalReplaceButKeepSigns(boringString, "twank you", "you're twe best <3333 xoxo");
boringString = Util::ConditionalReplaceButKeepSigns(boringString, "good", "sooper dooper");
boringString = Util::ConditionalReplaceButKeepSigns(boringString, "suwper", "sooper dooper");
boringString = Util::ConditionalReplaceButKeepSigns(boringString, "well", "sooper dooper");
boringString = Util::ConditionalReplaceButKeepSigns(boringString, "emacs", "vim");
boringString = Util::ConditionalReplaceButKeepSigns(boringString, "twanks", "you're twe best :33 xoxo");
boringString = Util::ConditionalReplaceButKeepSigns(boringString, "hello", "hiiiiiii");
boringString = Util::ConditionalReplaceButKeepSigns(boringString, "dear", "hiiiiiii");
boringString = Util::ConditionalReplaceButKeepSigns(boringString, "hi", "hiiiiiii");
// Replace N with Ny, but only if succeeded by a vowel, and not (preceded by an o and succeeded by an "e{nonletter}"): "one" has such a niche pronunciation...
boringString = Util::ConditionalReplaceButKeepSigns(
boringString,
"n",
"ny",
[boringString](const std::string &found, int index) {
// Jävla this is one clustered piece of shitcode
// Don't replace, if we are on the last char
if (index + found.length() == boringString.length())
return false;
const char nextChar = CharTools::MakeLower(boringString[index + found.length()]);
const char lastChar = CharTools::MakeLower(boringString[index - 1]);
// Apply the complex "one\b"-rule:
// (don't replace if 'n' is preceded by 'o' and succeeded by 'e', which is succeeded by a word break)
{
bool nextNextCharIsNotLetter = false;
char nextNextChar;
// How much length is left including `nextChar`?
const std::size_t sizeLeft = boringString.length() - (index + found.length());
// We have room to pick the nextNext char...
if (sizeLeft > 1)
{
nextNextChar = CharTools::MakeLower(boringString[index + found.length() + 1]);
nextNextCharIsNotLetter = !CharTools::IsLetter(nextNextChar);
}
const bool nextNextCharBreaksWord = (sizeLeft == 1) || (nextNextCharIsNotLetter);
// Don't replace if:
// (lastChar == o) && (nextChar == e) && (nextNextCharBreaksWord)
if ((lastChar == 'o') && (nextChar == 'e') && (nextNextCharBreaksWord))
return false;
}
// Is this a vowel?
if (CharTools::IsVowel(nextChar))
return true;
// Else, don't replace
return false;
}
);
// Replace R with W, but only if not succeeded by a non-vowel, and if it's not the first character of a word
boringString = Util::ConditionalReplaceButKeepSigns(
boringString,
"r",
"w",
[boringString](const std::string &found, const std::size_t index) {
// Don't replace, if we are on the last char
if (index + found.length() == boringString.length())
return false;
// Don't replace if we're at index 0
if (index == 0)
return false;
const char nextChar = CharTools::MakeLower(boringString[index + found.length()]);
const char lastChar = CharTools::MakeLower(boringString[index - 1]);
// Is this a non-vowel?
if (!CharTools::IsVowel(nextChar))
return false;
// Don't replace if the last char is not a letter
if (!CharTools::IsLetter(lastChar))
return false;
// Else, replace
return true;
}
);
// Replace L with W, but only if not followed or preceded by another L, and if it's not the first character of a word
boringString = Util::ConditionalReplaceButKeepSigns(
boringString,
"l",
"w",
[boringString](const std::string &found, int index) {
// Our segment has to be at least two characters long
if (boringString.length() < found.length() + 2)
return false;
// Don't replace if we're at index o
if (index == 0)
return false;
const char lastChar = CharTools::MakeLower(boringString[index - 1]);
const char nextChar = CharTools::MakeLower(boringString[index + found.length()]);
// Don't replace if the last char is not a letter
if (!CharTools::IsLetter(lastChar))
return false;
return (lastChar != 'l') && (nextChar != 'l');
}
);
// Replace LL with WW, but only if followed by a vowel
boringString = Util::ConditionalReplaceButKeepSigns(
boringString,
"ll",
"ww",
[boringString](const std::string &found, int index) {
// Don't replace, if we are on the last char
if (index + found.length() == boringString.length())
return false;
const char nextChar = CharTools::MakeLower(boringString[index + found.length()]);
return CharTools::IsVowel(nextChar);
}
);
// Replace ER with A, but only if it's the last two letters of a word
boringString = Util::ConditionalReplaceButKeepSigns(
boringString,
"er",
"a",
[boringString](const std::string &found, int index) {
// Replace if we're at the end of this line/segment
if (index + found.length() == boringString.length())
return true;
// Fetch the next char
const char nextChar = CharTools::MakeLower(boringString[index + found.length()]);
// Replace if the next char is not a letter
return CharTools::IsLetter(nextChar) == false;
}
);
// Replace random punctuation with uwwwwu cute symbols
// About evewy fifteenth symbol
std::stringstream ss;
std::mt19937 rng(std::hash<std::string>()(boringString)); // Seed rng based on string
for (const char c : boringString)
{
if ((c == '.') && (rng() % 15 == 0))
{
ss << " <3333 ^.^ ";
}
else if ((c == '!') && (rng() % 15 == 0))
{
ss << "!! Thadws impowtant! <3 ";
}
else if ((c == ',') && (rng() % 15 == 0))
{
ss << " <3 aaaaaand ";
}
else if ((c == '?') && (rng() % 15 == 0))
{
ss << "?? now tell me! >:( ";
}
else
ss << c;
}
boringString = ss.str();
// Also replace some ascii-"emojis'
boringString = StringTools::Replace(boringString, ":)", "UwU :D");
boringString = StringTools::Replace(boringString, ":D", ":3");
boringString = StringTools::Replace(boringString, ":-)", "UwwwU :3");
boringString = StringTools::Replace(boringString, "^^", "^.^ UwU");
// Some language replacement should happen after these more complex rules
boringString = Util::ConditionalReplaceButKeepSigns(boringString, "c++", "c++ (rust is hella cutewr btw ^^)");
return boringString;
}
int main(int argc, char** argv) {
// We have arguments. Uwwuifie these instead
if (argc > 1)
{
// We have to put the args together first, because some replace-rules cross word-borders
std::stringstream ss;
for (std::size_t i = 1; i < argc; i++)
ss << std::string(argv[i]) + " ";
std::cout << MakeUwu(ss.str()) << std::endl;
}
// Else, be prepared to get __piped__
else
{
std::string buf;
while (std::getline(std::cin, buf))
std::cout << MakeUwu(buf) << std::endl;
}
return 0;
}
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